“Death on Decks” Vintage DJ Tee

Congrats. You’ve finally made it.
You’re spinning tracks at 3AM for five people and one of them is the bartender.
Exposure is through the roof.
Your payment?
A drink ticket and a pat on the back.

This shirt is for the musicians who learned the hard way that:

“Great opportunity” = unpaid.

“We’ll keep you in mind” = no they will not.

“You’ll get a cut of the door” = the door made $14.

“We’ll tag you in the post” = they did not tag you in the post.

But listen — the devil?
At least he is offering a contract.

Simple terms:

He takes your soul

You take the gigs

We take 10% (because we are a cult with structure)

This tee features:

Death as your friendly tour manager

The eternal grind of the never-ending loop

Vintage ink textures, because trauma looks better distressed

Wear this shirt to:

Band practice that no one showed up for

The gig your cousin said they’d come to (they did not)

Your job interview after you quit music (again)

The Culty Tees initiation ceremony (beverages provided, BYO emotional baggage)

You’ve already sold your gear.
Might as well sell your soul too.
Join the cult.